The Owl is a wise creature, and Coy Owl knows exactly who, which makes him more of a smart ass really. This particular Owl has had a lot of time on his beak lately and he’s been watching you for a while now, ever since your parents sent him to live up in the old rotten tree-top with binoculars, a telescope, and the rest of their spy gear. Yeah, that's right; you probably thought owl was just some dumb bird-watching freak when all along he could see everything from up there.
He blames humans, other birds, and even occasionally coyotes for how dumb this world has become. As part of his disguise from atop his perch he plays the fool so nobody gets suspicious of what he’s up to. “Who? Who? Most certainly not me”, said the Owl.
Coy Owl knows all about the other animals, too. He has seen their sins and secrets - watching them dance around in the dark of night for years now – it even turns him on a little bit. That's why Coy Owl can tell you that Rat is a liar! And Rabbit? Well, I'm sorry to say but she's got quite an attitude problem.
Coy Owl knows exactly who you are and to say the least he is intrigued. If you're reading this, Coy Owl is inviting you to a dinner of roast chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy that will be served at the Owl's Nest on Wednesday night. You don't have an owl? That's okay! Coy Owl has been told there won't be any children present so bring your favorite adult beverage and come meet your new friend, Coy Owl.
Coy Owl has his eyes set on you, and there's no escaping his love! Will you succumb to his charms, or will you fly away? Only time will tell! ;-)
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