Coy Owl Knows Exactly Who
The Owl is a wise creature, and Coy Owl knows exactly who, which makes him more of a smart ass really. This particular Owl has had a lot...
Goat In The Best Shape of His Life After Taking Yoga Class
So you're a suburban twenty something and you want to get in shape? Goat Yoga is the new trend that has hit the market, because it's...
It Still Looks Sad in Every Picture: The Most Photogenic Vegetable 2021
The most photogenic vegetable for the past 3 years was the sad, sorry looking tomato. It's been a trend now for years and it doesn't seem...
Tennessee To Make Historic Vote in Two Weeks
Nashville, Tn- Tennessean’s that are registered to vote have a huge decision to make in two weeks, as a special referendum to overturn a...
Yellowstone Volcano Could Erupt Soon, Unless We Sacrifice 72 Virgins. ISIS takes credit.
Yellowstone’s volcano could erupt much sooner, due to threats from ISIS. In a recent message from an ISIS leader, Ishbu Salami, he...
Tim Tebow is Hitting .452 When Using His Heisman Trophy as a Bat.
Call it luck or call it skill, one thing is for sure, Tim Tebow has found more of that old college magic, when he dusted off his Heisman...
Reagan's Ghost Constantly Giving Trump Shit For Only Being A Reality TV Star.
Washington D.C.- President Donal Trump has reportedly locked himself in the Oval Office of The White House refusing to speak to anyone....
New Fad Diet Helps Dozens Lose Weight
They call it the "white trash" diet and it is sweeping small towns everywhere. At least a dozen people have reported losing weight by...
Planes No Longer Allowed to Land at BNA.
Nashville, Tn -Due to recent noise complaints from neighbors of the airport, planes will no longer be allowed to land at Nashville's...
Groundhog Admits He Doesn't Know What A Shadow Is, He Just Enjoys Fucking With Humans.
Punxsutawney, PA - We sat down with Phil the world famous groundhog on his big day, after he announced there would be another 6 weeks of...
