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It Still Looks Sad in Every Picture: The Most Photogenic Vegetable 2021

  • Dec 30, 2021
  • 2 min read

The most photogenic vegetable for the past 3 years was the sad, sorry looking tomato. It's been a trend now for years and it doesn't seem to be going away, but that all has changed this year.


In a shocking turn of events, the most photogenic vegetable for 2021 has been revealed as onions. The Fruit and Vegetable Marketing Board announced that it's time for us to say goodbye to our old friend the tomato, because its reign on top of produce is coming to an end.


When we asked the experts at food stylists what they thought about this, they said “Fuck You!”


It's been a long journey to the top for onions, but they've finally done it. After years of being looked over in favor of larger produce such as broccoli and avocados, this humble vegetable has come out on top. "Onions have always been a good option," said one customer. "But not until recently did I realize just how good they can look in photos."


The onions are smelly, they make you cry, and they're not the prettiest things to look at. But that's what makes them so special. They've got character, something that the bland tomatoes have always been lacking.


Sure, there will always be a place for tomatoes in our supermarkets, but it's time for a change. And this is where the popularity contest comes in. People have been saying for years that tomatoes need a break, but now we're going to show everyone just how much of a break they actually need by voting onions as the new photogenic vegetable of 2021.


"I'm Too Pretty to be Onions" - Tomatoes


What makes onions so special? Well it's pretty simple really: people can relate to them . They're real. You can cut them, fry them, or just eat raw onions if you really wanted to – yuck!


Onions are the most photogenic vegetable because they represent what society wants: something that is actually attainable and achievable by us all, not just people with money to burn on expensive fruits and vegetables.


But now it's time to give them their due—and they're getting it in a big way this year. Fruit and vegetable vendors around the globe are finally giving onions back that coveted spot on display right at eye level after realizing just how many people don't know what an onion is when they see one.


They may be ugly but they're the new Supermarket Vegetable of 2021. Let's give them the recognition they deserve: snap a picture of an onion today and show those chubby round tomatoes who’s the boss!


People used to look over onions before, but now they're the new super vegetable because of how good they look in photos. These smelly vegetables are sure to take over!


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