Groundhog Admits He Doesn't Know What A Shadow Is, He Just Enjoys Fucking With Humans.

Punxsutawney, PA - We sat down with Phil the world famous groundhog on his big day, after he announced there would be another 6 weeks of winter, to ask him how it feels to predict the weather better than most meteorologists.

Much to our surprise Phil didn't have much to say, other than admitting he's just a smelly rodent and he can't believe humans believe his bullshit. "I don't even know what a shadow is, Hell I can't even talk! This whole thing is made up!" and that is a direct quote.

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