Planes No Longer Allowed to Land at BNA.
- Feb 2, 2017
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Nashville, Tn -Due to recent noise complaints from neighbors of the airport, planes will no longer be allowed to land at Nashville's International Airport.
Airport officials confirmed that negotiations stalled after they were told they could not use their engines,but also that the tire screeching was just too much.
Dip shit, hipster Chaz who recently moved to the area applauded the move saying, "Yeah, I knew there was an airport nearby when I moved in, but I mean I gotta get some sleep too. Its really hard getting up at 10am unless I can get a full 12 hours of sleep and those planes make it really hard to get sleep or even listen to Wilco in my own home.". Starting March 1st, airplanes will be diverted to Memphis because, "They allow any fucking thing to happen there."
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